Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash (Named by Strongproblems Rainbow Crap), (Also called Rainbow Crash if she crashes into anything) is one of the main Protagonists of the American-Canadian series, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, She is a fan of the Wonderbolts even though she can't even join them, like Homer Simpson, she is a loser who can't join the Wonderbolts for dumb reasons like not bursting lightning. This Rainbow Pegasus has a boyfriend named Sonic The Hedgehog who is way faster than her. Rainbow Dash also thinks she is cool when she is not.

She is also secretly a murderer who wants power at any costs even if that means killing other serial killers.

For some reason she complains about other people and ponies not being cool, when she isn't cool herself, her element is loyalty.